Dreamin'

Parker announced today what he would do if he had "infinity money."

First, he'd buy a Toys R Us, and start making some money with it. Then he would buy another Toys R Us as a personal playground. He'd give away all the girl toys and play tons of Wii games, etc. etc.

Then, since he has infinity money and can keep spending:

A Nintendo DS,
probably a mansion,
and change his name to Michael.

I mean really, what goes on in a child's head?!